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How Alcohol Is Quietly Messing With Your Hormones.

When your hormones are dysregulated, drinking feels like the only relief. Which is why so many women get stuck in the loop. You drink because you feel anxious and off. You wake up feeling worse. Your hormones swing harder. You drink to level out. And the cycle keeps going.

Alcohol disrupts your hormones in three major ways:

  1. It spikes your cortisol- Your stress hormones stay elevated long after the drink is gone. That wired-but-tired feeling at night? The anxiety the next morning? The irritability? That’s cortisol stuck in overdrive.
  2. It messes with your melatonin- You may fall asleep fast, but your sleep isn’t restorative. Fragmented sleep throws your hunger, cravings, mood, and cycle completely out of sync.
  3. It destabilizes your sex hormones- Estrogen and progesterone take a hit. That can look like heavy periods, intense PMS, breakouts, bloating, irregular cycles, and mood swings out of nowhere.

The good news: hormones respond FAST when you remove the stressors and give your body what it needs.

This is where clean data matters. Joi gives you the hormone clarity most women never get. Advanced testing shows exactly how alcohol is impacting your cortisol, estrogen, progesterone, thyroid, inflammation, and metabolic markers.

Pair that data with your 30-day free trial to the A Sober Girls Guide Membership, and you’re not rebuilding your health alone. You get structure, daily coaching, community accountability, and the tools to actually follow through.

If you’ve been feeling tired, anxious, puffy, emotional, overwhelmed, or “not like yourself,” your hormones aren’t broken — they’re responding to what you’ve been surviving.

Let the data guide you. Let the community hold you. Let your body reset.

Joi Wellness gives you the clarity. A Sober Girls Guide gives you the support. Your hormones do the healing.

Start your hormone testing with Joi today.


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